Garden of Witches Tools

The tools on this wiki are for the live 1.0 build. There is no tag-cap calculator here because there are no tags to cap. What you get instead is an Armory planner that spits out complete sentences (Giant burst, Magic poke, Fireball house, swamp AoE), a system requirements page so the Steam Deck and the 4 GB min spec are in one place, and an achievements sheet for the 31 Steam trophies that shipped with 1.0.

If you came looking for a damage formula spreadsheet, the honest version is in the Book: scissors percents, spell percents, cooldown seconds, radius meters. Counter really is a ~1350% / 17s / 4m panic button in captures of the live UI. We will not invent a DPS sim that Team Tapas can break with one hotfix.

What to open before a run

1. Armory planner — pick a sentence.
2. Controls — confirm you are actually on mouse if you wanted mouse.
3. Best builds — if you want the lore around that sentence.
4. Boss guide — if the next chapter is a named witch you have not learned.

What not to download

Third-party “Garden of Witches trainers” and random synergy overlays are leftover junk from 2025. They will mis-teach 1.0. This is a single-player Steam game with Steam Cloud. Play it straight.

For official files (OST, news, Discord), use links. For whether your PC will run the jazz, use system requirements. Then go save the Garden.

Why a planner instead of a calculator

Garden of Witches 1.0 does not want a 40-cell spreadsheet. It wants a sentence you can remember while Abigail’s sickle is on screen. The Armory planner is four sentences in table form: Fireball house, Giant burst, Magic poke, swamp AoE. Each row names scissors, two spells, relic direction, and the death condition. That is enough to queue. If you need the lore around a row, best builds is the essay version. If you need the fork that turns Fireball into pellets, imprints is the fork list.

Keep this hub small. A tool that tries to simulate every Relic interaction will be wrong after the next Steam news post. A tool that tells you which two buttons to take out of the house will still be right when Counter’s cooldown moves from 17 seconds to 16. Use the Book for live numbers. Use this wiki for identity. Then dash.

If you are on a Steam Deck, read requirements before you queue Challenge Mode. Frame time is a dash problem. If you are on a 4 GB laptop, close the overlay. Neither of those sentences belongs in a synergy calculator, which is why that calculator is not here.